ohmyfuckinggod.

Hello there. I'm Lynn. 22. I cherish everything aesthetic: Drawing, Photography, Music, Film, Creative Writing, and physical modifications through tattoos and piercings. I have a lust for reaching my perfect physical aesthetic through my addictions. That is all. I will say one thing: I really like to bite. Still, you shouldn't be afraid of me. There's nothing to be afraid of. Maybe? Oh, and one more thing: I love women.

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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was serving.

Me:	I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him:	whatever
as I turn to walk away
Him:	talking to his friends he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
i turn back to the table
Me:	you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
i leave and come back
Me:	here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20

12:35 pm | January 28 2012 | 31,420 notes

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